I Will Strangle A Horse
Adventure, Indie
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Web browser
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Single player
Release Date:
Sep 26, 2025
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Synopsis:
A comedy choose-your-own-adventure game written by comedian Guy Kelly, about a man called Martin Jenkins. A man with one goal. One passion: Strangling a horse. Does he know what a horse is? Is he aware of farms? Find out for yourself, in this 7.5k+ word game of absolute hot nonsense. I mean. Honestly. Even for Guy this is silly.
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